Warning: Sheer fun and joy for male audiences only!
I must admit, I don't watch Spike TV very much and I've never even heard of Manswers,
but thankfully someone had the idea to put a list of the 25 best questions from the
program (plus their wacky answers, hence MANswers!) on a DVD set and for every
gentleman out there it's nothing but good news. Part scientific explanation (okay, with
experts like saucy Dr. Ava Cadell, that might be stretching things a bit!), part wacky
Jackass test study (they get a 250lbs. guy to make “mad passionate love” to a lone silicone
breast implant to test squishing strength!), but all sass and sex, Manswers is a program
that has no problem just being a fun and interesting outlet for guys. (And maybe girls
with a really open mind!) There are a total of 25 hilarious Manswers in this best of (with a
few bonus ones thrown in every now and then!) - here are some of the highlights:
Funniest Declaration: That women with “pear shaped” breasts are the most
sexual - orange sized equal stuffy and uptight!
Best Answer Ever: How can you make your girlfriend less bitchy - have sex with
her! (I think all men can help out in this department!)
Most Shocking Revelation: That the scent that drives women into a sexual frenzy
is none other then...pumpkin pie!?
Most Obvious, Yet Still Funny Revelation: That it amidst the staying power of a
leak-less breast implant (including a fast ball and an hour long session in a microwave!),
it's no match for a bullet from a magnum! (Duh!)
Wackiest Idea: That one can get high legally from the spice....nutmeg!?
Funniest Question That Nobody Asked In The First Place: How Many People Have
Been Killed by Vending Machines?
Funniest Line From Narrator Matt Short: (talking about the weight of a vending
machine) “Yeah dude, it's top heavy - just like a chick with giant jugs!”
#1 Question: Biggest boobs? Maxi Mounds at...a 61 MMM - that's a sixty-one
triple M!!!!!
So for those more refined fellows the with an affinity for both funny and funbags (I had to
get into the spirit a bit!) who question where have all the things for men have gone, this
DVD is has all the manswers!
Visit Manswers: Best of Season One on the web.
Directed By: Billy Burgess and Jonathan Haug
Written By: Matt Short
Cast: Matt Short, Karina Michel, Stacey Hayes
Runtime: 91 minutes
Release Company: Paramount Home Video
Genre: Comedy
